Today was the first day of classes and it was pouring out. A gust of wind swept my schedule out of my hand into the rain. Being that I had no idea where my class was, I was 20 mins late.
FML @ RCC
Today I had Calculus at 9:00 a.m., I got to class at 9:05 a.m.and the class was let out early, so I grabbed the course schedule and stuffed it into my bag without looking at it, and went to go grab breakfast. My friend texted me and hour later asking where I was for calc. and it turns out I had walked into the wrong room earlier. FML @ RCC
Today I was was running out of AC 2 and my bookbag got stuck in the door, I didn’t realize it until I tripped and was on the floor and everyone was walking all over me. FML @ RCC
Today I printed out my English essay in the Library; I was in a rush so I just grabbed my papers stapled them in a hurry. I got it handed back with an F on it. I flip through it wondering why, turns out there was a picture of a half naked girl on the last page that didn’t belong to me. FML @ RCC
Today I spent close to $600 on books, and now I may have to take the semester off. FML @ RCC
oday I spent more money on a drink at the cafeteria than I did to get a meal at McDonalds. FML @ RCC
Today I found myself in the same Yoga class as my ex-girlfriend. Turns out we were doing partner yoga and she was my partner. FML @ RCC
Today in yoga we were doing some leg stretches. Apparently such movement led me to release gas ... very loudly. FML @ RCC
Today we were discussing Oedipus in English class and I raised my hand to answer a question. In my excitement I dropped my books and the Sparknotes to the book. My professor saw and wanted to see me after class. FML @ RCC
Today my professor Facebooked me. FML @ RCC
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