Today, I forgot to do my global history homework. Since it was an online class, I told my teacher that my Internet wasn't working. The only problem was that I told her through an e-mail. FML
Today, I misspelled the word "failure" on my group PowerPoint presentation. Now, I'm not allowed to do any more writing work for my group. FML
Today, I started classes. Upon arriving, I realized I have class with my 45 year old mother. FML
Today, while sitting in class, this alarm was going off for half an hour and it was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML
Today, I tried to open the research paper I've been working on for English 101 for the past month. To my dismay, the file has been forever lost in the cracks of cyberspace. FML
Today, while driving to class, I was distracted by this pretty girl walking on the sidewalk and I accidentally crashed into the car in front of me. Now, that pretty girl is giving a statement to the police. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot. When I finally found one, I wasn't too sure if it was legal. I asked security that was driving around if it was OK. He said it was fine. But when I got out of class two hours later, I had a parking ticket sitting on my windshield. FML
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